I was asked the other day if it was weird that like 80% of my body mass is dedicated to fuck-appeal.. and I'm okay with that! ^_^
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What evening would be best for a Naughty LEGO stream next week?
(This weekend is the Chaos Cultist's birthday, so I can't stream on Sunday due to taking him to the McDonald's play place.)
Do you enjoy the sight of my trembling abs as a monstrous cock spreads me wide??
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I’ve been told that thick thighs saves lives, do you think it’s true?
2025-05-14 06:22:13 +0000 UTC View Post
✨ Special Announcement & Apology ✨
It just came to my attention that the 50% off sale I thought was active on VIP was NOT and I'm sorry for anyone who wanted to sign-up for May's VIP but felt put off by me advertising a sale that wasn't active.
It is NOW live on OnlyFans.com/HobbyAfterDarkVIP for $9.99
As an apology, please accept this post-cum-bath moment of bliss!
I hope you are having a good weekend~ I am trying to work on my tan, while presenting you a poetry slam! Jam that jam, does my ass look like a ham?
Thank you thank you I am extremely talented and might have laughed way too hard at what I just wrote.
I made a MESS of myself both outside and inside for this video.
I've always fantasized about how a MASSIVE load of cum would feel pumping directly in, and while this isn't that yet, I took a massive amount of cumlube in this month's video to prepare myself!
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Wanna come over and check out my play room???
(Or my LEGO room... or my game room, or my hobby room...)
Damndable automated br**ding machines!
You never know when they're going to go off!!
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Happy May the 4th! Tell me in the comments which is your favorite Star Wars movie?
2025-05-05 02:21:06 +0000 UTC View PostI just shared this 5+ minute video of me practicing some chair dancing basics over on my VIP page!
If you are a new subscriber then you can join right now and get this same video plus my latest cum-tastic 12+ minute hardcore video for the same price!
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His dick is so thick it half eclipses my face!
2025-05-03 23:41:15 +0000 UTC View PostJoin me and @shygothsecrets over on YT for a cheeky little paint-a-long!
We'll be live starting at 2pm Pacific / 5pm Eastern time!
https://youtube.com/live/TAp5S7Iug2E
I’m going to have a special guest tomorrow on my YT painting stream! I hope you can join me!
2025-05-02 05:44:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Care to join me in the garden?
I'm working on setting up a small vegetable and herb garden in the backyard, and trying to get some sun on my legs at the same time.
Can I have your attention! I need to tell you about 2 things~
First: You have less than 3 hours left to join my VIP ( @hobbyafterdarkvip ) page and get 2 videos for the price of one. The first being a 11+ minute fuck machine video and the second releasing tomorrow, a 12+ minute video filled with cum and oil and me making a MASSIVE mess.
Second: I moved all my succulents to one place and now I can get shots like this for you. 🌹 in the comments if you want more Gardening Ho content from me!
May’s vip video is edited and ready to go and I’m so pleased with how it turned out. 12+ minutes of oil and cum!
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I had an awesome time at the 20th Anniversary release of Attack of the Clones, last night.
It was my first time seeing the extended cut, and I thought it's better now after seeing Clone Wars completely. (Though, Anakin and Obi-Wan sure are nonchalant about Ahsoka leaving like 30 minutes before the movie began..)
POV: You walk into the kitchen to find my practicing for you!
(Behind the scenes shot of May's VIP video being filmed. Available this week at OnlyFans.com/hobbyafterdarkVIP )
I've been a bit tired/under the weather*. So please forgive me for only being able to accept your cream with my face!!
*Shark Week
In case you don’t follow me on Instagram, I did some first attempts with chair dancing~ not my most graceful, but progress is happening!
2025-04-26 01:09:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi there!
I did not know how much I would enjoy pumping a huge load of thick (lube) cum all over my body AND super deep in my pussy. I can only imagine how great I'd feel for you to empty your balls in/on me!
Excited for May's video??
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I’ve shared this tasty video with my VIZs already but it’s just too good not to give you the opportunity to indulge in a cum fantasy with me~
In this 2+ minute video I show off the load I just collected from my latest monster fuck~ and make a big sticky mess with it!
Mmmmmm I hope the idea excites you as much as it did me to film it! 🥵🥵🥵
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Throwback to last month when I collapsed while dancing in 8-inch Fuck-Me pumps!
Not due to fatigue or anything, those things are just hard to dance in!
I've been a bit tired from the Wrestlemania weekend, but I promise I will be back and more active in the next 48 hours. In the meantime, what did you think of that ending to the Cody/Cena match??
I made a new friend, @shygothsecrets and immediately starting corrupting her… by inviting her to watch Wrestlemania Night 2 live with me! It was a delight and we are already planning future collabs 💜🖤💜
I hope you are excited!
Did you join me for Wrestlemania Night 1? No!?!
Don't worry, because you can still enjoy almost FIVE HOURS of me "enjoying" myself during the entirety of Wrestlemania night 1.
Hear me discuss which wrestlers I'd most like to plow me, which ladies I'd want to make-out with while getting plowed, and hear me reaction to the main event when REDACTED betrayed REDACTED and it was SO GOOD!!
Happy Wrestlemania (and Easter) Weekend everyone!
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Join me tomorrow for Wrestlemania Night 1's Watch-a-Long!
I'll be live on this page at 3:30pm Pacific 7:30 Eastern
Follow me to #Wrestlemania content this weekend!
Today's stream will be disucssing my predictions: https://www.youtube.com/live/i25yM6RhM9s?si=DNCmXAwQHPlwkQBB
